You guys, I have a favourite ocean liner, because that's the kind of person you become once you've worked at two maritime museums. Her name was SS Normandie, and there's an amazing-looking exhibit about her (yeah, I know Lloyd's doesn't call ships 'she' anymore, but I do) at the South Street Seaport Museum. You can bet if I was anywhere near New York right now, I'd be there!

I am working on some stories which are equal parts sweet and sexytimes. Sort of like this one and when I have more, I am going to show you! In the meantime, how come more porn doesn't have a Johnny Cash soundtrack?